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"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"A shave and a shine."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

"...and how would sir like it?"

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

Hair Replacement.

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'