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"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"A shave and a shine."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Combs for the old.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"...and how would sir like it?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"