Bald By Choice T-Shirts

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Combs for the old.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Well, did it work?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Bird landing on egghead monk

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'