Bald But Bold T-Shirts

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'Darling, do I need to do my hair?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The shape of things to come

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Baldness Facts

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Bird landing on egghead monk

Comb over club.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Well, did it work?"

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"