Bald And Bold T-Shirts

Hairdressing for Bald People

"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."

Bald man growing flowers on his head

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

Never tell a bald man a hair-raising story.

Shoes shined/heads shined.

"No, I don't mind if you shave your head!"

Barber shaves a customer's head.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Baldness Facts

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Bird landing on egghead monk

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Combs for the old.

"Well, did it work?"

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'