Bald And Bold Mugs

Hairdressing for Bald People

And you call yourself a scalper.

"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."

Bald man growing flowers on his head

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

Never tell a bald man a hair-raising story.

Shoes shined/heads shined.

"No, I don't mind if you shave your head!"

Barber shaves a customer's head.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Baldness Facts

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk