Bald But Bold Pillows

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'Darling, do I need to do my hair?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

Balding Autumn Tree.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Bird landing on egghead monk

Combs for the old.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Well, did it work?"

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Comb over club.

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'