Bald And Bold Supporter Pillows

Alopecia Clinic...

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

'You've got dry scalp.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Superbaldie.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

The shape of things to come

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Bird landing on egghead monk

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Give me the Vin Diesel."

Combs for the old.

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

"...and how would sir like it?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Hairdressing for Bald People

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'