Bald And Bold Advocate Pillows

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Horace Mann

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Baldness Facts

Randi Rhodes

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

"Hey, didn't I vote for you?"

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Combs for the old.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"