Bald And Bold Advocate Pillows

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

Horace Mann

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Randi Rhodes

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

"Hey, didn't I vote for you?"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Bird landing on egghead monk

Combs for the old.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"