Bald And Proud Supporter Pillows

'And how would sir like it cut today?'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

'You've got dry scalp.'

Baldness Facts

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Combs for the old.

"Give me the Vin Diesel."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Hair club for men.

Cat Medication

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'