Bald And Proud Supporter Pillows

'And how would sir like it cut today?'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

'You've got dry scalp.'

Superbaldie.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Baldness Facts

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Cat Medication

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Combs for the old.

Hair club for men.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.