Bald Community Advocates Pillows

With a distinct lack of hair, Ed had to approach his comb over from a different angle.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

'Jungle hair.'

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

'Nice try, Herb.'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'