Bald Pride Advocate Pillows

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Combs for the old.

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Cat Medication

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"