Bald And Beautiful Community Pillows

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

Balding Autumn Tree.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

Bird landing on egghead monk

Combs for the old.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"