Bald And Beautiful Community Pillows

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'