Bald Beauty Enthusiast Prints

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Well if a wig is out of the question, all I can do is polish it!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

'This is Cindy Larrabee, substituting for Alicia Bemis, who turned out to be not quite blonde enough....'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

Hamlet.

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.