Balding With Style T-Shirts

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Whale Pattern Balding

Lion Toupee

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

"...and how would sir like it?"

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."