Balding With Style Pillows

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Balding Autumn Tree.

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Lion Toupee

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Whale Pattern Balding

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Combs for the old.

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"...and how would sir like it?"

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

Hairdressing for Bald People

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.