Baldness Camaraderie Gifts

'Nice try, Herb.'

The Charge of the Kids

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Big Brother

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

Hair Transplant Clinic

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

"The sun is killing me up here. . ."

Uneasy lies the head that wears a cheap toupee to bed.

'The hair transplant went well but we had to finish up around the edges with pubic hair...'

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."