Baldness Curist Gifts

"Let's wait for this first coat to dry."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Baldness Facts

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'I've got a receding hairline!'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Jungle hair.'

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