Baldness Curist Gifts

"Let's wait for this first coat to dry."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Baldness Facts

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.

Headlice look for living hair space,

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'I've got a receding hairline!'

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

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