Experience With Hair Loss Gifts

'Just thin it out a little!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Perfect.'

Hair club for men.

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

"Lose the rug."

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"Hey, nice toupee."

Male Mid-Life Myth.

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'