Hair Loss Journey Gifts

Tree Wigs

'Perfect.'

Male Mid-Life Myth.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"I'm here for the hair."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

The barber

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Male Pattern Baldness

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

A tailor measuring a large man

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Buy them - and never look back."

'It's me or the cake....'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

The next big thing

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'