Dealing With Hair Loss Gifts

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"I'm sure it's a rug."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Hiding a Bald Patch

"Hey, nice toupee."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

"Wig or the wisp?"

Hair today - gone tomorrow.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

Male Pattern Baldness

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

The night

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Hair club for men.

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

'Perfect.'

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.