Grappling With Hair Loss Gifts

'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Wig or the wisp?"

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Hair club for men.

'Perfect.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

Budget Toupees.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Male Mid-Life Myth.

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

"Hey, nice toupee."

"Just get over it. That's what I did." Bob turns a tragic loss into a lame attempt at helping others cope.

Tree Wigs

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

"I'm sure it's a rug."

'Just thin it out a little!'

The 3 Hairstyles of Men...