Embracing Hair Loss Gifts

The 3 Hairstyles of Men...

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I'm here for the hair."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"Wig or the wisp?"

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Perfect.'

Hair club for men.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

I Love Baldies.

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

"Hey, nice toupee."

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Male Mid-Life Myth.

Budget Toupees.

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

Tree Wigs