Embracing Baldness Gifts

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Make it sassy, Jim."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I Love Baldies.

'You're just molting! It scared me too - the first time my feathers fell out!'

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

The four stages of male hair loss.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Just take a little off the top!"

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'The dog's scooting on your rug.'

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'