Going Bald Gifts

The four stages of male hair loss.

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Baldness Facts

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

I Love Baldies.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'