Accepting Baldness Gifts

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

I Love Baldies.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

The four stages of male hair loss.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

'The dog's scooting on your rug.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'