Accepting Baldness Pillows

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

I Love Baldies.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

The four stages of male hair loss.

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."