Going Bald Pillows

The four stages of male hair loss.

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

I Love Baldies.

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

"Just take a little off the top!"