Starting To Bald Pillows

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Snail Pattern Balding.

"A shave and a shine."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Baldness Facts

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

I Love Baldies.