Starting To Bald Pillows

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"A shave and a shine."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Combs for the old.

I Love Baldies.

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."