Acceptance Of Hair Loss Pillows

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

'Perfect.'

I Love Baldies.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Hair club for men.

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

Budget Toupees.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

"Hey, nice toupee."

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

Male Mid-Life Myth.

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

Tree Wigs