Hair Loss Experience Pillows

Budget Toupees.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Male Pattern Baldness

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Perfect.'

Hair club for men.

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

"Lose the rug."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'