Hair Loss Experience Prints

Budget Toupees.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

The barber

Male Pattern Baldness

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Hair club for men.

'Perfect.'

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

"Lose the rug."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'