Overcoming Hair Loss Prints

'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Male Pattern Baldness

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Hair club for men.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Perfect.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he passed away."

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

"Hey, nice toupee."

Male Mid-Life Myth.

Budget Toupees.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."