Experiencing Hair Loss Pillows

The barber

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Wig or the wisp?"

Hair club for men.

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

'Perfect.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

The four stages of male hair loss.

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

The three stooges of grief.

Budget Toupees.

"Hey, nice toupee."

Male Mid-Life Myth.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Tree Wigs

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'