Hair Loss Advocates Pillows

'Please visit my website.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Male Pattern Baldness

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Lion Toupee

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Hair club for men.

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

Rapunzel's Alopecia

The 3 Hairstyles of Men...

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'

Being fat and bald wouldn't be so bad if I didn't used to be thin and bald.

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'