Hair Loss Advocates Pillows

'Please visit my website.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Male Pattern Baldness

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Lion Toupee

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Hair club for men.

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

Rapunzel's Alopecia

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

The 3 Hairstyles of Men...

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Being fat and bald wouldn't be so bad if I didn't used to be thin and bald.

'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'