Hair Care Advocates Pillows

'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

'More hair than brains.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Moses gives his wife split ends

Bald man with a brush on his head

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'