Haircare Enthusiasts Pillows

Hair Thickener.

'No wonder this shampoo doesn't work! It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"I'm just sayin', Rapunzel, maybe you shouldn't be using that volumizing shampoo!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Square Cut

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Missing my hair.

The barber

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"