Haircare Aficionados Pillows

Rachel Rapunzelstein

"Son, why don't you switch to my shampoo and conditioner?"

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lesser known greek gods,

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Missing my hair.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Wash and Go...to hell...

Today's Rapunzel

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

"Center parting please."