Hair Aficionados Pillows

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

'Is your haircut part of some sort of cult?'

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Hairstyles

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Two men in barber shop

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."