Hair Aficionados Pillows

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

'Is your haircut part of some sort of cult?'

Lesser known greek gods,

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

"Nice haircut."

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Two men in barber shop

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'