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'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

Hairstyles

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

GURLERS

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'