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Being fat and bald wouldn't be so bad if I didn't used to be thin and bald.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"This is all my own hair."

'Is that a wig?'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Mowing His Hairy back.

The haircut is invented

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

Lion Toupee