Hair Advocates Pillows

Being fat and bald wouldn't be so bad if I didn't used to be thin and bald.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

"This is all my own hair."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Is that a wig?'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Mowing His Hairy back.

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

The haircut is invented

"For Christmas. I'd like a professional haircut."

Lion Toupee