Hair Hope Enthusiast Pillows

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'