Hair Story Lover Pillows

Absalon's bad hair day.

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Bad hair day!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'