Hair Lover Pillows

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

Bad hair day!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

GURLERS

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Hair Salon.

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"She massages egos."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.