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Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Love at First Sight

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Bad hair day!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'