Hair Artistry Lover Pillows

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Georgian head-dress

Bald man with a brush on his head

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"