Hair Art Enthusiast Pillows

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Fashion over function!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man with a brush on his head