Hairstyle Lover Pillows

"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

'Hey your hair is on backwards!'

Bad hair day!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Two men in barber shop

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Young Elvis

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"