Hair Lover Mugs

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

Bad hair day!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

GURLERS

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"This is all my own hair."

"She massages egos."